Things I hate to do in the morning..(and why I`ve become a Schlafesel)

1) Waking up before 10 am.
2) When people set their alarm clocks earlier than they need to, just so they can "snooze". What a shameful waste of precious sleep time!!
3) Making up the bed (Honey, I`m so glad you don`t do it either!) . Making up a bed takes serious acrobatics (especially with my short frame) and it really is too much to ask for at 8 in the a.m.
4) Preparing a lunch.. I have no skill nor patience in making my sandwiches look edible. My usual sandwich recipe is peanut butter and jelly...fast, cheap, sweet. Sometimes edible.
3) Morning showers. HATE THEM. I`d rather take three long baths in the afternoon than a single shower in the morning. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. Brr..
4) Garfield eyes. I get them 80% of the time. No Honey, they`re not "cute".
5) Putting on makeup. It`s not easy to make puffy eyes look nice and make a zitty face look glowing.
6) The rush...is there ever enough time in the morning?

Apart from that, I like mornings. :-)